By GORDON TAYLOR
Four time Nascar Nextel Cup champion Jimmie Johnson will appear on an upcoming episode of Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator.”
“I freaking knew it,” said Hendrick Motorsport teammate Dale Earnhardt Jr. “Everything about that dude screams pederast.”
Johnson, 34, arrived at the home of what he thought was a 14 year old boy in his number 48 racecar. When Johnson entered the house, host Chris Hansen sprang the trap.
“I wasn’t going to do anything,” Johnson said upon seeing the camera crew.
Hansen then proceeded to produce a printout of the lewd instant message conversations Johnson had with the decoy.
“It says here you wanted him to handle your stick shift,” Hansen said.
Unphased, Johnson replied, “I didn’t say that, that’s not me.”
“Then who wants this kid to handle their stick shift?” Hansen asked. “Isn’t your screenname ‘longjohnson48?” Hansen inquired further.
“Uh yeah, I’m a racecar driver,” Johnson said pointing to his race suit and his Lowes racecar. “Can I go now?”
Hansen then told Johnson he was free to go, and a clearly unnerved Johnson bolted for the door toward his racecar. He climbed in through the window and peeled out of the driveway.
“Get me out of here Chad [Johnson crew chief Chad Knaus],” Johnson was heard screaming into his helmet.
Eyewitnesses indicate that a mile down the road a case of Wacky Watermelon Boone’s farm, a box of condoms, and a tickler were seen flying out of the window of the 48 racecar.
The episode of “To Catch a Predator” is set to air February 14, the same day as the Daytona 500. No word yet on Johnson’s status.
Final Note: Gordon thinks JJ looks like a pedophile. Let me rephrase, Gordon feels SO STRONGLY about JJ looking like a classic pedophile he wrote this article. I'm surprised he didn't write one about George Muresan. If Frankenstein can be pegged as a pedophile/child killer, surely there's a place in Eastern Europe eying Muresan the same way. BTW, check out Muresan's cologne.
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